Baby Love has Passed Away
Even though cockroaches have outlived whatever big thing killed all the dinosaurs, and even though they can apparently survive nuclear war (click here to see the levels of radiation that they can withstand), I've managed to kill one of my pet cockroaches.
Baby Love was found dead yesterday evening, near the dry cat food he was apparently consuming at the time. It had been noted by his owner that he hadn't moved, but she attributed this to sluggishness caused by the cold weather and natural roach behaviour.
Baby Love was the smallest of the three male cockroaches comprising his colony. He is survived by his tank-mates, Sugar Pie and Honey Bunch.
And so let us mourn the passing of this bright-spirited roach.
Yet once more, O ye laurels, and once more,
Ye myrtles brown, with ivy never sere,
I come to pluck your berries harsh and crude,
And with forced fingers rude
Shatter your leaves before the mellowing year.
Bitter constraint, and sad occasion dear,
Compels me to disturb your season due;
For Baby Love is dead, dead ere his prime,
Young Baby Love, and hath not left his peer....
John Milton, Lycidas (with alterations)
4 Comments:
I'm not saying that someone whose name rhymes with Samuel Richardson's 1748 epistolery novel had anything to do with Baby Love's unfortunate demise, but lets just say that baby love had enemies. Not that I'm implying anything. Wouldn't be prudent. Was it Polonium-210? Hard to say. Mustn't rush to judgement.
Dear Anonymous,
Thanks for the tip. Baby Love will be avenged...
Ha! I wouldn't have touched that thing with a 10-ft. pole, Anonymous, if that is your real name.
Sorry to hear that Baby Love has passed away. I am sure life would have been more interesting in the tank for the surviving tank-mates had Baby Love been around still.
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