I'm sorry...when a bunch of you are together, it's hard for me know who's who.

Thanks to Justin, I have discovered the "Average Asian" skits on MadTV. Watch Hideki (pronounced "Hye-Dee-Kee")--a mild-mannered Asian-American chap--deal with the dastardly and evil forces of racial stereotyping with pleasantly comic results!
Here's a sample. But you can also just type "average asian madtv" in the search box at youtube.com

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SU5tPpGTXOw