All We Need Is Some Cyanide
Two of the more memorable accidental word-substitutions my sister has made during this 'vacation'.
Amanda: Did you see the news? A terrorist was canonised.
(pause)
Me: What?
Amanda: Oh. Did I say 'canonised'? I meant, 'incarcerated.'
(Drinking Shirley Temples at a restaurant)
Amanda: Hey, we should make these at home. All we need is some cyanide!
(pause)
Me: Cyanide?
Amanda: Oh. Did I say 'cyanide'? I meant, 'grenadine.'
posted by GT Foodies @ 10:03 PM
1 Comments:
I'm not sure she really meant grenadine after what she tried to get you to do to my milk. I'd watch out for that "sister" of yours!
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